Moleskine has really been expanding their range of themed “Passions” journals, each designed to help users keep track of various interests such as Restaurants, Books, Home Life, Cats, Beer, Chocolate, Coffee, Gardening, Wellness, and more. Now they are introducing the most passionate Passions volume yet: The Moleskine Passions Sex Journal!

This is a family-friendly site so I can’t show a photo of the embossed cover illustrating various kama sutra positions, but I’m sure you get the idea.

Like other notebooks in the Passions series, the Sex Journal is divided into sections with helpful page templates. There’s one where you can dedicate a page spread to each of your sexual partners: a body outline can be marked or labeled with the included stickers to note piercings, tattoos, blemishes, and other physical details. There’s a section for phone numbers and contact details, dates of each encounter, as well as space to record each partner’s preferences, contraception used, lingerie or other fetish garments worn, number of orgasms, etc.

Additional sections cover the sexual aspects of culture: there are pages to note inspiring sex scenes in books and movies, and preferred musical playlists for seduction. There’s also space to record restaurants and bars that are good pick up spots, and log-in information for online dating sites. There’s a glossary of sexual slang in various languages, helpful for the pursuit of nomadic nookie. And of course there’s the expandable back pocket where you can tuck a condom.

As the Moleskine Passions web page states, “Moleskine aficionados are naturally inclined to live fully, enjoying pursuits fueled by curiosity and verve.” If the pursuit of potential partners doesn’t meet that description, I don’t know what does! I mean, let’s face it– Picasso and Hemingway and Chatwin weren’t just icons for their artistic and literary output, and it’s about time Moleskine released a product that gets at the REAL reason people are sitting in cafes trying to emulate them. Whether it’s a bedroom companion or tossed in your bag for globe-trotting booty calls, this Moleskine really is the ultimate little black book.

(See here for the perfect companion product.)

 

:) Happy April Fool’s Day!